Who Let Him In On The Secret?

Please. Someone. Anyone- tell me who told McCain and Palin our little secret that clearly states that 'anyone who uses someone's first name and their occupation as a full name makes you automatically cool and appealing to young people'?

I really believe that he would not have been so far ahead in the polls if he did not go around talking about "Joe the Plumber" and other First Name, Occupations. Unfortunately now that he knows, he will win. Because he uses these "names" to pursue the attention of cool young high-school and college students that know about MySpace, Facebook, Twitter, and YouTube, he will win the young vote, and take over this nation for the next four years.

Wow. His old butt finally outsmarted us all. When will we learn that old men trying to be cool and creative will always beat the the young, tech-savy, level-headed, cancer-free,  fair, black man?

**i hope you all can hear sarcasm when you hear it.